May 2013
27 posts
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
fake-mermaid:
nakked-animals:
fake-mermaid:
do americans just call it chap stick do you guys ever say lip balm chap stick is weird
are you american
would i be asking this question if i was american dammit
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
royalteens:
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
aduhm:
“We’re getting pizza for dinner”
I wasn’t forced to follow Christ, I decided. I...
“Don’t be afraid of your flaws; acknowledge them and let God use you anyway. Quit...”
– Joyce Meyers (via littlethingsaboutgod)
hotwhiteguy:
talk to me or i will make more bad text posts
April 2013
640 posts
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
slapmytitties:
my breaking point is not finding the answers to my homework on google
lolsofunny:
sodamnrelatable:
i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
(lol here!)
sammiey:
assiest:
wtf is an acronym
this post pisses me off
rebeccalynnsomething:
waking up really wore me out. guess it’s time to go back to sleep
orgygami:
if ur reading this ur my only follower
kosplaybaby:
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
